I offer the world a gift today of my brevity. You may long not see it again.
Instead of writing on and on about our Declaration of Independence, the brilliance of our forefathers, our honor in the millions of fallen soldiers throughout our history, or my personal opinion as to our modern culture of apathetic, narcissistic and hedonistic American citizens, I offer instead a humorous glimpse back to 2004 and to the video that crashed servers for days.
Democracy has never been pretty, but it can ofttimes be hilarious. I look forward to a modern redo — God knows, JibJabbers have a wealth of ammo coming in the 2008 Presidential race.
Best wishes for a safe and patriotic Fourth of July!